- You have never taped your ankles, but you have taped your glasses.
- You laugh when someone says they enjoy art.
- You can walk through puddles without getting your pants wet.
- Your socks match your skin.
- Your laughing and your snorting are indistinguishable
- You laugh when someone names a body part. Any body part.
- You laugh when someone says “body”
- You write nerd jokes on the internet for fun
- You read nerd jokes on the internet wishing they were funny
- You don’t have much cash, but you have a lot of cache
- You make a pun using the words memory and mammary
Writing jokes is hard work! I hope I learn to do it someday.
