Sunday, March 05, 2006

For Experimental Purposes Only

You May Be A Nerd If

  • You have never taped your ankles, but you have taped your glasses.

  • You laugh when someone says they enjoy art.

  • You can walk through puddles without getting your pants wet.

  • Your socks match your skin.

  • Your laughing and your snorting are indistinguishable

  • You laugh when someone names a body part.  Any body part.

  • You laugh when someone says “body”

  • You write nerd jokes on the internet for fun

  • You read nerd jokes on the internet wishing they were funny

  • You don’t have much cash, but you have a lot of cache

  • You make a pun using the words memory and mammary

Writing jokes is hard work!  I hope I learn to do it someday.
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