- You have never taped your ankles, but you have taped your glasses.
- You laugh when someone says they enjoy art.
- You can walk through puddles without getting your pants wet.
- Your socks match your skin.
- Your laughing and your snorting are indistinguishable
- You laugh when someone names a body part. Any body part.
- You laugh when someone says “body”
- You write nerd jokes on the internet for fun
- You read nerd jokes on the internet wishing they were funny
- You don’t have much cash, but you have a lot of cache
- You make a pun using the words memory and mammary
Writing jokes is hard work! I hope I learn to do it someday.
5 comments:
I once read that laughter is a related to our fear response. Something incongruous or shocking, yet with enough reality to allow us to relate to it. In that sense jokes are always a bit "offensive".
That is what makes self deprecating humor less threatening.
I can truly say that I know more about nerds from the inside than I do from outside. So I hope this is understood as self deprecatory :-)
Hehe, those are funny. Good job. I am awful at writing jokes. I just don't think in that creative mannor. They were even more funny because I recognize those traits in other people but not in myself. Whew! What a relief... I MAY not be a nerd...
hmm. i can only say yes to three of those. three of eleven. aha but here is my saving grace. i'm really not a nerd at all because there's no way on earth i could calculate what percentage of eleven three is. HA! SO THERE!
okay but i have taped my glasses once, back in the day, and i think that one's probably worth more than all the rest combined...dang it.
i dont know who you are but i love your jokes!! ha!!
i think i'll put them in my room...
Haha, that was my friend Brent dad. Brent, this is my dad.
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